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The Three Astronouts?
Once upon a time Nasa decided to send 3 astronauts to space for 2 years. One was American, One was Russian and the other was English. NASA allowed each of them to take 200 pounds of baggage each. The American decided to take along his wife, the Englishman decided to take along books to learn how to speak German whilst the Russian decided to take along cigarettes. Two years later, when the space shuttle landed, there was a big crowd waiting to welcome them home. First came the American and his wife and each of them had a baby in their arms. Next came the Englishman speaking fluent German. They both gave their speeches and got a rousing round of applause. Suddenly, out came the Russian with a cigarette in his mouth. He walked up to the podium, snarled at the crowd, and asked “Has anyone got a friggin’ match?”
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~*~*~MERRY XMAS FROM CLARABELLE
Benny Hinn – Songs of Worship (Stuttgart 2008)
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…Baby One More Time £2.47 17 at the time of this release, Louisiana’s teen dream Britney Spears works her guts out for every vowel and yearning growl on this impeccable slice of middle America. Partly produced from the same stable as the Backstreet Boys, Britney’s songs have a strange, submissive twist: the full title of the mind-blowing debut single should be “Hit Me Baby One More Time.” Obviously “Hit”’s got an okay slan… |
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Sexy Baby: live in Hamburg £9.90 … |
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Tiny Love Toys – Tiny Princess Electronic Book £16.99 Tiny Love Princess Touch and Discover Book With a new surprise on every page, the Tiny PrincessTM Electronic Book provides a rich stimulating experience for your little girl. The Tiny PrincessTM fairy wand brings the book alive as the characters and images on the pages respond to its touch. Developmental Values * Fosters language and communication skills. As baby learns to make a connection be… |
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Kaethe Kruse 38020 – Waldorf Lotta with book (in German) £53.99 Size: 38 cmHand washable… |
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Tiny Love Toys – Touch and Discover Electronic Book £14.95 … |
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Baby Boy [DVD] [2001] £2.47 In Baby Boy, made a decade after his Boyz N the Hood director John Singleton presents a contrasting yet contained statement on the young African-American man of today. The story is a powerful construct of inevitabilities. Jody (Tyrese Gibson), an unemployed 20-year-old wants to avoid the do-or-die ethic that’s lost him a brother and any perspective on real responsibilities. With children by differ… |
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Baby Yoga For Toddlers [DVD] £2.25 … |
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The Rainbow Fish £1.98 … |
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The Story of the Little Mole Who Knew it Was None of His Business £1.59 Age 3 and over. The Little Mole Who Knew it Was None of His Business is, quite simply, one of the funniest books you are ever likely to read (as long as you are not easily offended, that is!), with its unusual take on a natural bodily function combined with a simple tale of nature and discovery. When the little mole of the title discovers a pile of, well, pooh, on his head, he is absolutely certa… |
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Vaccination: A Guide for Making Personal Choices £3.32 While many parents are happy to follow official recommendations about vaccination, others avoid any vaccination for their children. This guide helps parents come to their own informed decision based on clear information. It explains the different danger levels of various diseases, which are sometimes related to age…. |